1. |
All Done My Stream
03:33
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All done my stream
All done my stream
I’m sick of this filth, I need to get clean
All done my stream
JF and Stefan go live and the sound alerts drive
Their way into your skull
A new game begins, and two hours in
We’re still not past the tutorial
What’s that we see? Something from DB
He shouldn’t be sharing on screen
Here comes the babes theme
Lisa Gail starts to sing
ADMS, ADMS
What did they play? Probably rocket league
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS, ISOTFAINTGC, ADMS
The burps and the farts pierce my brain like a dart
And Oliver’s playing with tape
The Yodas, Duckjobs, Tom and Demi’s voice mods
All make a demonic soundscape
The Dewaynes they tickle my pussy and
Pickle Rick is quoted with great irony
Dan joins the spree
What’s his bit gonna be?
ADMS, ADMS
Ian K’s rambles they leave me in shambles
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS, ISOTFAINTGC, ADMS
The boys have a take, it's so bad it sounds fake
No sane person would agree
It drives the chat mental, how about something gentle
Menu time, or a pic of Digby?
Gifting a tier 1 to is gifting a sub
To to for a gifting a for
What does it all mean?
Why is Joey mad at Wendy’s?
ADMS, ADMS
Joey’s woo woo’s, they give me the blues
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS, ISOTFAINTGC, ADMS
The pizzas are wet, Kiki gets some pets
Mitch’s soundboard comes louder and faster
Chris calls in high and asks the boys why
Their stream is such a disaster
Chat it rolls on and the bits bring more songs
Jon’s gift subs get hornier, please
We must end this stream
JF’s dogs are farting
ADMS, ADMS
My power's turned on, starting now I'll be strong
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS, ISOTFAINTGC, ADMS
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2. |
Spreemtime
00:39
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You can put a baseball cap on top of your friend, a baseball cap on your wife
You can put a baseball cap on top of your head, but that is always life
And if you wear a baseball cap and it's gonna be a great day, every day is nice
And when you wear a baseball cap the trees are going to not be covered in ice
because it is SPREEMTIME with a baseball cap to help you shield the sun
because it is a SPREEMTIME and the baseball cap is always so much fun
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3. |
It's Forspoken, Bill!
01:02
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1, 2, 3, 4
Uh-oh, dragons and jacked up beasts
I’m not on Earth and they’re trying to get me
Dragons and beasts, and what’s this talking to me?
A cuff, a cuff, a cuff, a cuff, a cuff
I do magic, don’t have a cow,
Whoops! Mr. Dragon looks like I fly now
What’s this about? Who’s freaking talking now?
A cuff, A cuff, A cuff, A cuff, A cuff
A cuff, A cuff, A cuff, A cuff, A cuff
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4. |
Dead and Dry
04:31
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How ya doin baby
Hope you having a good day
Rock n fuggin roll
It’s ya boy Dewayne
Put on a white shirt
Let’s go look around
Cigar on my lip
G-dog sniffing the ground
Shuffle on the pavement
Tiktok’n the breeze
But don’t see no pussy
Someone send some please
Cuz it’s… Dead and dry
Dead and dry
Gotdamn sinus problem
Hell of a watery eye
Dead and dry
Dry and dead
Ain’t no pussy round here now
Time to lay my head
Phone stopped recording
Guess I’ll try again
Hit that little red button
Hey stupid, where you been
59 and single
Why come no ladies wanna be with me?
Cuz I got something real good
To push up in your pussy
You know it ain’t my pecker
Cuz I ain’t that hung
It’s down neath this stache
This mufuggin long ass tongue
But its
Dead and dry
Dead and dry
They call me Mr. Motherfucker
At times
Dead and dry
Dry and dead
Ain’t no pussy round here now
Time to lay my head
My history is a nightmare
From which I cannot wake
My mistakes haunt me daily
I wish that I could take
My own life in my hands
And try again to make
Something better
But then I see
Down on my screen
Some double D’s
(Trails off hornily)
Dead and dry
Dead and dry
Now that you got me thinking about it
I think I’m not a very good guy
Dead and dry
Dry and dead
Think that’s it for me
Time to lay my head
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5. |
Go Off Chaps
01:08
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Ding dong, time to bring on the pain
The gew off kings are streaming again
Stefan and Jesse and all their chum folks
Are coming on line to make poop and cum jokes
For professional internet video game streamers
Their gaming skills are diminutive, just like their wieners
Never met an audio problem they could solve
What are they good at really? Nothing at all
While making crude jibes about masturbating
They watch chaps in their autos who’re masticating
Repulsive fast cuisine for their own clout, it’s
Joey’s world tour and peep this hout
But we still watch them and donate our bits you see
We must be as fucked as they are mentally
I’m Doctor Jeb, getting laughs off their scraps
Because we all want to be them: the Go Off Chaps
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6. |
Joeyguessr
00:43
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Do you want to play Joeyguessr? (YES SIR!)
I wanna play Joeyguessr! (GUESSR!)
Crumbs all over his shirt, he's a mess, sir! (MESS SIR!)
He's a human food processor
Joey's in the car stuffin' slop into his maw
And the boys will find that pic in their YouTube search bar
They're too good at this, honestly, it's worrying
Why they've filled up their brains with this disgusting human shit stain
The boys will search to see who is faster (FASTER!)
For the title of JoeyMaster (MASTER!)
The loser goes to the dungeon captor (JOEY!)
That's how we play Joeyguessr
Now it's time to play Joeyguessr
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7. |
Hurt (My Penis)
01:33
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I hurt myself today
Put a lug nut on my cock
Thought it would look cool
Couldn’t get it off
What have I become
A penis injury
In an API
Put up on a stream
Went to the ER
Showed it to a doc
Worst day of my life
And you’re laughing at my cock
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8. |
Easter Blues
02:20
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Tell the kids you hid the eggs, but actually, you didn't hide any." You know Jimmy Fallon, or not Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel does a cool thing about eating candy during Halloween time, I wonder if there's something around Easter that you can do to kind of mess with kids like that a little bit there to kinda make them cry and to like, you know "there's no Easter eggs, you're not coloring any eggs, you're not going to go look for any eggs, Easter was actually last week and its actually currently" whatever you know, something like that. But yes, no jokes around Easter time regarding that, or Halloween for that matter because that's a sacred thing. Candy around Halloween is a sacred thing, do you guys agree? I mean, who doesn't have candy? Even if you're not a candy eater, I bet almost all of you watching the stream here right now does kinda sneak a piece here and there because everywhere you go people are giving it out. It's in dishes, it's when you go to the doctors office it's at the counter, it's in the store they're giving out samples or if you guys are hitting up the candy bin around the middle area there and putting your hand in there which my grandfather used to do, believe it or not, true story, he was never at a loss for candy, so let me know in the comments right over here, I should say in the chat, if you have ever swiped any candy from those candy bins in the supermarkets there. I think we've all done it at some point. Maybe that's why the prices on a lot of things in the store are the way they are, because people have to assume they're gonna lose some things and they gotta recoup that cost.
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9. |
Babes (1956)
02:28
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Well I think the ground just shook
And everywhere you look
All you see is babes
Walking down the street, what do I see
Big beautiful babes walking toward me
I start to sweat and I turn and flee
Shakin’ like a branch on an apple tree
I run into the store, down aisle three
Get some sunglasses and a bottle of Aleve
Stumble to the front to pay for my things
But all the cashiers are babes, I drop to my knees
Run to the mensroom and I lock the door
Breathe a sigh of relief and fall to the floor
These babes have shaken me to my core
I’m safe in here, I thought I was sure
Turns out the sign outside I ignored
No urinals, just four stall doors
It’s the ladies room, I gasp in horror
As the stalls swing open and babes lunge toward me
When I come to, I see quite a fright
I remember it was day, now it looks like night
I try to move but I’m tied up tight
And I see babes to my left and babes to my right
One steps forward with a golden knife
Plunges it into my heart with all her might
The portal opens with a blinding light
A babe demon grants them all eternal life
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10. |
Three-Second Rule
03:21
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In order to be a man, you gotta toe the line
And as long as you're able, we'll do just fine
Now my baby should only have eyes for me
I know there's sometimes there's some girls you wanna see
Well, that's when my three-second rule comes into play
You can only look for three seconds, then look away
It's called a three-second rule
Like the kinda rules you had in school
It's just my three-second rule
It's designed to keep my man in line
As long as he knows the three-second rule
Oh, oh yеah
When you're walking down the street (Oh, oh, oh)
I see ya havin' a peek (Yеah, yeah, yeah)
Just stay behind the line and within the timeframe
'Cause I'm all you need (Oh, oh, oh)
That's when my three-second rule comes into play
Whoo, you can only look for three seconds, then look away
It's called a three-second rule
Like the kinda rules you had in school
It's just my three-second rule
It's designed to keep my man in line
As long as he knows the three-second rule
Rules mean you only look, but you cannot touch
Anything more would leave it to chance too much
Now the rules weren't made for breakin'
But I'm only askin' for three seconds
Three seconds on the line, I hope it's not askin' too much
It's called a three-second rule
Like the kinda rules you had in school
It's just my three-second rule
It's designed to keep my man in line
As long as he knows the three-second rule
Like the kinda rules you had in school
It's just my three-second rule
It's designed to keep my man in line
As long as he knows the three-second rule
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11. |
A Quick Note from Jeb
01:45
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Gollum was a man
A gross little man
Who was locked in the dungeons of Mordor
He tried to escape
Not resigned to his fate
Doing pointless orc and elf chores
So he’d sneak and he’d crawl
Behind boxes, up walls
Until off a cliff he would soar
Again and again
He’d be grabbed with a grin
As an orc would bash in his skull
And he died, oh he died
That disgusting little worm died
The orcs, spiders and elves
Took it upon themselves
To snuff out that little freak’s light
So he died, oh he died
Over and over he died
He was crushed, choked, burned
And drowned but he learned
Each time he would come back to life
And again he would try
Gollummmmmmm
Enter two streamers
A couple of dreamers
Who thought they could handle this tale
Two gluttons for pain
Drove themselves insane
Each attempt gollum would fail
Spent two weeks in hell
Thanks to German developers
Who just really did shit the bed
Nonsensical choices
And terrible voices
The broken game filled them with dread
And they died, oh they died
300 times over they died
That little grey bitch
Met his end by a glitch
A cutscene would start and he’d die
And they died, how they died
Every two minutes they died
They promised they’d beat it
Couldn’t wait to delete it
They made their bed and in it they lie
They try to say “bye”
But what’s this they spy?
Gollummmmmmm
The success of these streams
Beat their wildest dreams
As the people piled in to see gollum
That gnarled little bitch
Had made them both rich
And therein lie the problem
Well they want to move on
But the people are drawn
To the nights where gollum is featured
Now forever they’re known
As the stream that’s the home
Of this horrible bug-eyed creature
And they cried, oh they cried
They want to be free of this life
It started as a goof
But now there’s the clear proof
That forever their fates will be tied
And they died, oh they died
The souls of the streamers they died
They set out to beat it
Now they’re doomed to repeat it
Forever until the end of time
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13. |
Hillelujah
02:40
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I’m sick of hearing that she needs to smile
In her heels you couldn’t even walk a mile
Been a lawyer, senator, First Lady and a mom
She’s had to fight for her whole life
Defend everything to the left and the right
Fought for justice since fifteen, man come on
Hillary-ah
Hillary-ah
Anthem of the
Pantsuit
Did it in a man’s world, shattered glass ceilings
Little bitches assume that she’s catching feelings
Worked harder than her man did, saw her grandkids
Fuck that my girl’s a progressive freedom fighter,
Going up against a dude who’s a climate change denier?
And people have the nerve to ask her what her plan is?
Hillary-ah
Hillary-ah
In three words-ah
I’m with her-ah
Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
Thank you-ah
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14. |
Dead Ol' Possum
02:16
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Well I was walking down my driveway in the morning hours
When I smelled a stink that made my stomach sour
Dead ol possum in my yard again
So I grabbed my shovel and I chucked it in the bin
Dead 'ol possum
Stinkin to hell
Dead 'ol possum
I hate that smell
When that dead possum stank gets up in my nose
Into my big garbage can it goes
Well my neighbors hate me come garbage day
Cuz my refuse bin smells like a possum grave
I don’t care what those fuckers say
When I find dead possums gotta throw them away
Dead possum
City tries to fine me
Dead possum
They can kiss my heinie!
My situation is mighty unique
I'm throwin away a possum every day of the week
Well I woke up this morning with a mess on my hands
And a possum corpse on my bed night stand
Know it sounds like a bit of a leap but
I guess I’m killing possums in my sleep
Dead ol possum
Maybe I’m like a werewolf or something?
But I’m just killing possums
I don’t really have much of a cultural context for what’s goin on
But maybe I should go see a doctor or something?
Start like chaining myself to bed at night?
I don't really know man we should probably stop playing this song
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15. |
Big Box Truck
02:37
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I don’t date, I don’t fuck
I just drive my big box truck
Don’t need love, It’s extra load
I just need the open road
I go to bars, but it’s no use
I just wanna dance babe but just not with you
If you want me, you’re out of luck
I just drive my big box truck
I don’t date, I don’t fuck
I just drive my big box truck
Cross my legs, keep em closed
While I cross the open road
You need a hand, and I’ll be there
I’ll help out a friend, anytime anywhere
But nothing more, that’s your luck
I just drive my big box truck
You’re hitching west, I’ll help you along
But you say you wanna ride me all night long
All I ride is the open road
Fleet of foot and light of load
Cab sleeps two, but hold the phone
I’m not lonely just alone
You think I’m flirting, you’re out of your mind
I wanna be tender, and I wanna be kind
But I don’t want you, that’s your luck
I just drive my big box truck
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16. |
Is That Good?
03:53
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Heading out on an important day
Nothing gonna stand in my way
Walk by a shop offering tarot readings
No one inside there’s plenty of seating
Walk in sit down start the session
What do I wanna know, what’s my question
Got a big trip in a hot air balloon
On my way to the airfield at noon
Reader shuffles, flips first card
Pictured there in the design
A dude in a hot air balloon
colliding with a power line
Is that good? Is that good?
The dude looks like me, even I can see
He’s wearing my hat
Is that good? Is that good?
Up in the balloon, could it mean my doom?
Am I gonna die like that
Walk out the door, quite dejected
Thinking of the omen the card projected
Is this some intervention divine?
Is the universe trying to give me a sign?
But I already paid for my ticket
This is my dream I can’t just kick it
So I jet down to the takeoff site
Strut right up and greet the pilot
They seem nervous, lookin sweaty
I ask what is on their mind
They say they just got their license
This is their first flight
Is that good? Is that good?
Pilots a rookie, it’s plain to see
We could easily crash
Is that good? Is that good?
Up in the balloon, could it mean my doom?
Am I gonna die like that
I say fuck it I’m already
Here and the balloon is ready
Fire kicks up in the air
As we begin our journey
Ground falls away, I feel godlike
Looking down on everything
Wind picks up we start to drift
Basket starts to swing
Pilot scrambles pulling ropes and
Yelling “shit oh fuck oh no”
Don’t need to look where we’re heading
I already know
It’s not good! It’s not good
Ignored the signs, now I’m gonna die
Like the card said so
It’s not good! It’s not good
Crashing the balloon, here comes my doom
So here we go
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17. |
I Wonder
02:29
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I wonder why sometimes I cry
I wonder why someday I’ll die
I wonder why I just can’t fly
I wonder all the time
I wonder why I just can’t sleep
I wonder why you just left me
Am I the one that only sees?
I wonder
Someday I’ll be a better person
I know that I can be
Just give me a chance to find me
I wonder
Sometimes I wonder what it could be
Sometimes I wonder if I was better than me
Sometimes I wonder if I was someone else
But then I look into the mirror
And it’s just me that I fear
Yeah it’s just me in the fucking mirror
Even though it’s another year
I just wonder
I wonder
I wonder
From the moment
I could think for me
I wonder
Is it better than this?
I wonder
Is this all to this?
I wonder
If one day I’ll hear a knock
And open the door real wide
And there you are to stay
Forever
I just wonder
Do you know?
That I love you?
I wonder
If you can see
I’m the one for you
And you’re the one for me
And that’s all I want to see
I wonder
If that’s all we all see
If we’re all gonna drown in the sea
I wonder if you love me
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18. |
ADMS2
04:06
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ADMS, ADMS
ISOTF INTGC ADMS
ADMS, ADMS
ISOTF INTGC ADMS
Two hours ago, you already know
JF and Stefan went live
We all sang along to the poop and cum song
One mind like bees in a hive
Chats on the screen, leta foo we all screamed
Like Misti we were all wiggling
On came the kings
Did they plan anything?
ADMS, ADMS
Dewayne’s still a creep even falling asleep
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS
ISOTF INTGC ADMS
The schedule said one thing but they found some dumb thing
To fill up an hour or two
Taking a peek at their flock of freaks
Like Joey, and Peep, and Mickey Whoooo
Sub goal hits its peak now they’ll spend a whole week
On a bad game that drives them insane, hell
It doesn’t bode well
For our collective one brain cell
ADMS, ADMS
Howell decrees, it’s Little Friday, Thirsty Thursday (if ya nasty)
ADMS, ADMS
ISOTF INTGC ADMS
We took a light smile at the chaos a while
Nonsense became sacred lore
Horny milf gift subs, hashtimes, butt flubs
Hogman’s prangles from the store
Choose doodles, cheese doidles, amigies, ken’s foibles
John Cullen’s shibari
Crao, scrone and heep
Brazilian Mr. Bean
ADMS, ADMS
Demi called her chums cuz she fell on her bum
ADMS
ADMS, ADMS
ISOTF INTGC ADMS
Jesse was pissed, was he doing a bit?
Or is he really that sick of this hell?
Stefan’s interrupting, his constant corrupting
Led to an early farewell
How long will this last? At least it’s been a blast
For this chat full of the nicest folks
Now what’s the sub goal
for them both to show hole?
ADMS, ADMS
We watched them watch clips of themselves watching clips that they’ve already seen
ADMS, ADMS
Been sick of this filth since 2017
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